Homosexuality was classified as an illness in Sweden in 1979 — Swedes protested by calling into work sick, saying they “felt gay.”
People who talk with your phone on speaker like it’s a Star Trek Communicator –
we’re trying to have a society here. And everyone hates you.
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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked.
I gave peas a chance, but I won’t again. They know what they did.
Officer: Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: *backseat full of penguins* Um, I’m guessing the aquarium called?
I feel bad that I never predicted anything for the Mayans.
I get you, anti-evolution people. I’m too lazy to learn science too.
So I’m Calling random stores & saying “Hey It’s Michael, Screw you guys, I quit!”…. There’s got to be a Michael at one of these places…
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That’s how this works.
If he marries someone else, raises a family, and leads a very fulfilling life, maybe he’s just not that into you.