@thepunningman I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then?
“Google Glass”
I know what glass is, Catherine.
@heidi420x Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated…go figure.
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@thepunningman 
@UNDEADTRESOR My Mom says since I’m 33 years old she no longer has to watch me do sweet cannonballs at the pool. That’s total bullshit.
@i_mthestorm “Is it better to be feared, or to be loved?” Cats chose both, and they’re doing fine
@TheToddWilliams The vast majority of spider couples met on the web.
@AimeeHelene1 DON’T make this weird…
(I whisper in your ear, as I pet your eyebrows)
@tealbluejay Calm down penguins. You’re just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus.
@meganamram Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
@chuchugoogoo the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab
@SufficientCharm Sorry I threw your baby but there was a spider on her.
@dshack8 Me: Can u send me those documents?
Coworker: Yes, but u can actually get them by–
Me: Nope, don’t try teaching me to fish. Not interested.