@Fickle_Filly
@CherBear162 Well Officer..we didn’t have a bottle so that dead guy over there..
“Him?”
No the other dead guy..suggested “Spin The .44”..And I WON!
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@CherBear162 
@TheMotiWeighted Attachment isn’t when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it,
THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT
@M_Angelo505 FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA.
@Writepop I tell people my hobby is growing bonsai trees, but my real hobby is starting very tiny forest fires.
@LeonEarlgrey Hipsters probly don’t eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore.
@AmishSuperModel “Be nice to everyone…
You never know who might have a pool.”
-Mahatma Gandhi
@squirrel74wkgn It’s like grandpa always used to say, “even though granny washed them, I could always tell which underwear I wore on Taco Tuesday.”
@IamEnidColeslaw How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck knew his existence was futile & all his loved ones were going to die one day?
@TheTweetOfGod Social media is one of the best things to ever happen to stupidity.
@squirrel74wkgn [at art museum]
Security: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Me: It needs more yellow