*rage dresses
*rage stomps down stairs
*rage closes neighbors banging garbage can lid flapping in wind
*rage stomps upstairs
*rage undresses

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If you yell “DIE” when killing a spider, it dies faster.



HER: *staring into my eyes* Whatcha thinking about?

ME: *daydreaming about dogs on trampolines* Just you, girl.


If you look in your bathroom mirror & say “Donald Trump” 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs.


People in 2050 be like “your boyfriend broke up with you? Don’t worry, there is plenty of plastic in the sea.”


Creator of Etch A Sketch:

We’ll show people drawing murals in the commercial but in reality most people will only be able to draw stairs.


Hey, thanks for having me over… But, It smells like something died in here and I’m pretty sure it was the housekeeper…


Me: This lingerie you bought me is super uncomfortable

BF: That’s a mosquito net I got for our camping trip


On a scale of 1 – 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I’m about a 5.