My daughter fell hard while we were hiking, so my 3-yr old niece starts punching the ground where she fell and yelling, “I don’t like you hurting my cousin!” She’s gonna be a bodyguard or a felon one day, folks. I’m just not sure which one yet.
3yo: Do you want to play princesses with me? Me: Of course! 3yo: Ok, I’ll be Ariel. Who do you want to be? Me: Sleeping Beauty. 3yo: How come you always pick her? Me: 3yo: Me: *already asleep on the couch*
Do you ever think Mario gets home after a long day and his wife is dressed in lingerie and all ‘hey handsome’ and he’s like ‘I had such a long day, if i have to jump down into one more tunnel I will lose it”