Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?

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Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them.


Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!


ME: *trying to fit in* I ALSO don’t fly.
PENGUINS: *shuffling about while trying to keep their distance*
ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the pen.


He says I’m cute when I’m mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be.


I hate it when I’m trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.


Whoever designated mini cupcakes as “two-bite” has greatly underestimated my #cupcake eating abilities.


Be the reason why a nun does the sign of the cross when she looks at you.


To someone this means ‘A new start’. To everyone else, it doesn’t.