@NYC_Blonde

Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL

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@thepunningman

Oil the single ladies
Oil the single ladies
Oil the single ladies
Oil the single ladies
If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it

@omically

*bites nails*
Sorry. Bad habit. I haven’t been on a date in a while
“I can see why” she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth

@dogfather

DOG 911: what’s your emergency?

DOG: *whispering* they put me in a stroller

DOG 911: *covers phone* WE’VE GOT A CODE SLIGHTLY DARKER GREY

@Reverend_Scott

🎵LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
🎵LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
🎵LET THE BODIES HIT THE-

“Carl, you’re fired. You’re a horrible mortician.”

@AweShadySome

Apparently, the new iPhone 13 Pro Max will help you lose weight pretty quickly..

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..Because once you buy it, you won’t be able to afford food for 3 months !!

@Kyle_Raney

DATING TIP: Girls love sensitive guys. Loudly wince when she touches you. Re-apply sunblock 38 times. Bring up how often your gums bleed.

@1Happytwit

Sometimes it’s not about missing someone, it’s about reloading and trying again.