curiouse george 2: 2 fast 2 curious
Restaurant chain commercials should run the disclaimer “Actual food might not tumble and splash in slow motion”.
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me: I brought a note from my doctor
dungeon master: that’s not… look, your character has to battle
Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work…
Me: Why, is something wrong?!
Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne…
There are 2 kinds of people in this world:
1. People who aren’t good with numbers
Nigella has gone too far this time.
“She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it” – my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt.
My kid asked for help with her report but if I did it for her she won’t learn! So I showed how to google, change name, & print on her own.