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@NikiWithIssues I really miss Jake. And Clyde. And Marissa. Gina too. I should stop naming my cupcakes right before I eat them. 🙁
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@trevso_electric If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.
@JMScomedy If you think I’m flirting with you, I’m just being friendly. If you think I’m weird and I make you uncomfortable, I’m flirting with you.
@3sunzzz It took me 15 mins to explain to my 18yo son how to make Minute Rice, in case you were thinking about having kids.
@trevso_electric Why are the states most in need of abortion so against it?
@thereverendcink I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now
@KlMBERLY_ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
@samalmightysam I’m so poor I can’t even pay for my own consequences.
@10InchesPlus You’re not an Asshole. That’s too much credit for you. You’re an Asshalf.
@aimeevc1970 I am one “Mom!” away from making the 6 o’clock news.