She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama.

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I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble.


My dad’s visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes.


HOW TO ROB A BANK: (1) Walk in and start talking about your study abroad experience. (2) Everyone’s asleep now. Grab the money.


ME: in closing, all of the facts I’ve presented today prove that Bush did 911

PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written


Filled the birdbath with Nescafé just to see the startled look on those vagrant House Finches.


“I’m going to make a great mother one day” I whisper to myself as I catch my burrito mid-fall and only a single bean spills out


Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?


Grease (1978, musical)
A highschool girl wins happiness and the acceptance of her peers by changing who she is and taking up smoking.


If you see a “lost & found” box in the proctologist’s office keep walking.