Gets pulled over:
” it’s because I can’t see isn’t it?!”
Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap.
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*eats only grass-fed donuts
Me: Is it because I’m always on this trampoline?
I don’t really have a “blood type.” I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance.
The head of my homeowners association told me I can’t burn any effigies over 15 feet tall in my yard, so I know exactly what my next 14′ 11″ effigy will be, hope you like it Todd
People: “You look so unapproachable”
Me: “And yet,here you are”
You guys realize “business up front, party in the back” is only about mullets, right?
Her hands were garlic breadsticks of action. Her face was a Cesar salad of expression.