A man has been jailed for forging banknotes.
He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes.
[Snow White accepts poisoned IPhone]
Android user: See?
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I’m so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. “My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!”
How to get a job on Game of Thrones:
Q: Can you act?
Q: Will you get naked?
stranger: you’re gunna look stupid with all those tattoos when you’re 80
me: listen pal, everyone looks stupid when they’re 80
I was best man at my friend’s 2nd wedding. I started my speech with “welcome back everyone” he was not happy #weddingfail
its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??
Have kids so you can regularly test the limits of your sanity by watching someone eat a starburst in 26 bites.
To the Canada goose standing on one leg I watched for six minutes to make sure you had two legs: you sure took your sweet time about it
Look what the cat dragged in!
*freaks out remembering I don’t have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*