
Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
On a scale of ‘woke up in the gutter’ to ‘CAPS LOCK IS TOO LOUD’..
How hung over are you?
Angry drunks make no sense to me, I can only get upset when I’m not drinking.
What they don’t tell you about bathing in the blood of your enemies is your body hair is a light magenta for like the next 3 or 4 days. Ugh.
Frolicking:
The act of licking afros.
Please enjoy this video of a baby eating queso for the first time
“I gave that guys wife a pearl necklace”
-Oysters
Facebook’s forever reminding me about people’s birthdays like I sell cakes😒😒.
If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop