@pixelatedboat It’s getting harder and harder for movie theatres to compete with home viewing options. They need to adapt to stay relevant. One suggestion: if you zone out and miss what’s happening you should be able to yell at the projectionist and get them to rewind the movie for you a bit
@what_a_messs Babe, can u vacuum a Chess board into the carpet again? the guys r here for a lifesize game
*guys standing around in armor & kings outfits*
@WetMascara Sat behind two cars at a four-way stop for 5 minutes before I realized I had accidentally joined a goddamn school pick up line.
@randygdub trump is putting everyone who works at goldman sachs in the government so that there’s no one left to run GS and they go out of business
@Juicedballs When Granpa revealed an exit wound scar from WWII it gave me strength to show him the owie owie bruise I suffered closing a faulty pizza box
@dennisbhooper I’ve had mangoes that were better than entire years of my life
@theshantilly Whatever, low battery indicator. You’re not the boss of
@Hobo_Splendido All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn’t want to talk to you.
@Sanbel11 – Are you even listening to me?
– Of course I am
– Ok, what did I just ask you?
– If I’m listening to you
@Izianikapani Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe.
Sachets away.
@murrman5