hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city
is the joker stil in jail–
i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do
batman is not a cool as u
Sorry, I’m in a hurry, lets talk while we walk… You go that way.
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I’m about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose.
Prove you’re not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic
“Expecto me to be there”
Harry Potter RSVPing to a party
*Attempts to use ‘I have a boyfriend’ meme*
Meme: I have a boyfriend.
*walks into alma mater carrying English degree*
I’d like a refund, please. This did not work as promised.
Disease for $500 Alex
“Dysentery, Typhoid, Bubonic Plague, Dengue Fever”
What’s better than catching a man cold?