them: cool! what is it?
me: it’s an abstract depiction of beauty; the juxtaposition of the lyrical and the grotesque
[after 50 people have asked]
them: what is it?
me: it’s a squirrel
*Tears off break away pants as I approach the breakfast buffet*
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casting spells in the morning: I use my amulet
casting spells in the afternoon: I use my pmulet
Bit chilly again tonight.
*Throws Pizza party
*Gather All the pizza’s
*Kicks everyone out.
It wouldn’t be appropriate for me to comment further but that’s not going to stop me.
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