Texting drivers running over texting pedestrians: a modern day zombie apocalypse.

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Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life.

It keeps getting harder and I can’t stop eating everything in sight.


Meditation is fun when you want to do nothing for an hour but still feel a sense of accomplishment.


I can’t wait until Twitter gives you the option to block yourself. I say some real dumb shit on here and I shouldn’t have to deal with it.


Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink


2 goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says “YOU MAN THE GUNS, I’LL DRIVE!”


(I’m not deleting this)


Husband: Did you eat the last of the Girl Scout cookies?

Me: (brushing off crumbs, swallowing hard) There was a break in.


Day 1: Brad wears no pants
Day 2: Brad wears no pants
Day 3: Brad wears no pants

This is just a bottomless Pitt