@IsaacDisdain
@TurboJellyBean I haven’t had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario.
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@TurboJellyBean 
@Pork_Chop_Hair Me: it’s just a few spoonfuls of ice cream, why are you freaking out?
Him: that’s a ladle
@k8ieokay “Don’t you understand the basics of cuddling? You don’t struggle and I don’t hurt you.”
@88mugsy88 my uncle walked in to chistmas, filled a plate, ate in a separate room, and left. he was here 4 minutes
@BigHeb7 Free advice: Saying “meaty shaft” in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane.
This makes total sense…
@GirlsNoteBook What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ”Tim hurt one monkey… he feels bad.”
@OnlyFastEddie Finished christmas shopping for my entire family.
*walks out of pharmacy*
@VivoTranquil0 One of the worst parts of the pandemic was, without a doubt, when celebrities checked in to tell us how difficult their lives have been having to quarantine inside their mansions.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 I can point out chicks who say “vokka” and “liberry” instead of “vodka” and “library” based on the use of emoticons in their screen name.