@Mardigroan

That second remote is only useful for that one button on it which you push to switch from the first remote to the third remote.

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@WineMummy

When you’re on a date that’s not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis.

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@pauleggleston

I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that’ll come back to bite me.

@GrantTanaka

If some guy wearing a bulletproof vest mocks you, shoot him in the arms so he can’t take it off, haha who’s laughing now fancy vest guy

@weinerdog4life

Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse