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@Proxic0n *Bricks getting laid*
Brick Layer: “Oh yeah! You like that shit don’t you!”
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@ThisLocalHater Good news, guys. According to WebMD, I only have mild rabies or possibly demonic possession.
@RunOldMan Based on all of my exes I would have to say that Cupid has a wicked sense of humor.
@snatch_stache Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why.
@SortaBad Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo
@MaraWilson I don’t know if you really meant to Like Ebola on Facebook, 8,000 people
@JimmerThatisAll My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
@bananafitz Gilmore girls is a fantasy about living in a walkable community
@AndyAsAdjective Wife: How many beers is that for you today, dear?
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops.
Wife: I counted 19.
Me: Well I rounded down.
@spark_asis my therapist gave me her cell phone number.
and I’m supposed to be the crazy one.