If babies named Todd don’t call themselves “The Toddler” then what’s the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?
The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be “a Muslim extremist.”
That’s like a student signing his report card “Timmy’s Dad.”
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*leper colony removes ‘A Farewell to Arms’ from it’s ‘suggested reading list’
I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no… the job interview didn’t go very well.
[slides note under neighbor’s door]
reboot your wifi
Sex with me is like going to the movies. It’s dark & very loud. Bring candy. You can never predict the ending. Some people leave early.
Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday.
Me: I don’t follow basketball.
Doctor: How long have you been in pain?
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work
Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
the best way to avoid people outside stores with clipboards is by carrying your own
dad, why does my cake say “we dont want a talking cake”
“its a long story son”
Haven’t heard much from the flat earthers recently. Maybe their membership has plateaued.