@maryfairybobrry My teen is in an outdoor class where they take the kids fishing and the catch of the day goes home with the lucky student. You can only imagine how proud I was to see my son victoriously running to the car at pickup holding up a large rubber boot
@LizHackett Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it’s actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us.
@Cpin42 God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a dog that does karate
@Boleyngirly When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.
@itsmebeegee07 My son and daughter were just arguing, and as she was walking away he yelled at her “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE WARM TONIGHT!”
@_sshaikhh Kids born in the years 2000 and after will never know the struggle of learning their birthdays in French like we did
2000: deux mille
2001: deux mille un1997: mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-sept
@Bandersnaaatch A fun thing to do is sit on the couch with black buttons over your eyes while your kids watch Coraline, then wait for them to notice.
@DamienFahey Please pray for my friends’ 4-year-old. They found out today 7 minutes of his life wasn’t photographed or videotaped and put on Facebook.
@Cheeseboy22 I just pulled two buckets that were stuck together apart by myself, so someone might want to let the guy that recruits Avengers know.
@EmmaUtters “Take one pill on an empty stomach”
Me: What’s an empty stomach?
@DaniePrecisa