@noog If you wanna be classy, just use the word “whilst.”
Example: I know I just met you, but can you cum on my face whilst I pinch my nipples?
@Shariv67 The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that’s all you really need.
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@WilliamAder Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, “I don’t think you’re supposed call people that any more.”
@heidi420x Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated…go figure.
@Lisa_Laughs_ They’re not all brilliant, but they’re all mine. Meaning my tweets, and maybe my kids, whatever.
@i_Lean My boyfriend calls me “babe” because “pig in the city” is such a mouthful to say.
@VerbsRProudest Sorry. Can’t. I live in a small town. You know what that’s like. *vague gesture* Super busy avoiding all men from a Big City who might have recently inherited a tree farm & are liable to stay here after being charmed into rediscovering the true meaning of Christmas.
@Robinbuble I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other.
@KrazykurtKurt I’m having one of those days where nothing seems to be going write.
@Lola_Areola Lay with me until everything crumbles and nothing but creeping ivy shields us from the incessant chatter of wandering cadavers. Bring snacks
@Fred_Delicious Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament