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@5hael How long do you have to wait between naps?
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@5hael 
@i_wasnt_looking Pharmacy employee you’re too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs.
@roxiqt I am not gullible. I am just easily tricked- which someone told me is different.
@roxiqt Breathe deeply. Relax your shoulders. Unhinge your jaw. Wrap one tentacle around the side of the cruise ship. Pull it to the bottom of the ocean. Repeat.
@954LeenO I am fluent in three languages…english, sarcasm, and profanity
@AimeeHelene1 *paw prints all your dogs to figure out which one ate my sandwich when I went to the bathroom*
@robin_991 I like to piss my husband off by using the switch right beside me rather than screaming at devices all over the house in codes I can’t a remember and a voice they don’t listen to, recognize, or understand just to turn one goddamn living room lamp on.
@reallifemommy3 My kid was searching for her popsicle in her sleep and I’ve never felt closer to her
@slimmy_shady Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids.
@tlcprincess Relationship status: just said goodnight to my living room.