The power of art = theory.
The power of power = praxis.
The the of the = philosophy.
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Please tell me I’m not the only one who has tried to open my front door by clicking on a car remote..
[me living in a hallmark movie]
oh my gosh, my childhood love is still single? and here? in this small town?
well if we don’t fall in love and get together then the christmas tree farm will foreclose!
WE MUST GET MARRIED TO SAVE CHRISTMAS!
*interrupts dinner
“IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?”
Some hipsters were camping next to me and asked for help starting a fire.
So, I chased one around until his corduroys burst into flames.
“Oh, look! She’s drinking vodka, let’s kill her!” – Spiral staircases
“Honey, don’t try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree,” is a thing I literally just said.
Obviously, it would be hugely childish & wrong to chuckle at Linus & Florian, the backbone of Germany’s hockey team.
Cops: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM
Invisible Hands Adam: shit
You can’t make this shit up 😩
(photo not mine, nor is the pooh)
Are you actually cleaning the house if you haven’t shouted at everyone in it?
Every Batman actor should have to audition with this scene.
THE CANADA GEESE ARE LEAVING.
AMERICA THEY YOUR PROBLEM NOW.
Direct deposit: $1,400
Me: *wipes my tears away with real Kleenex instead of a stray cat*
Superman: Only one cookie left.
Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it?
Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO!
Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*
Not having a sex life has saved me a lot of money on razors.
I buy ribbed condoms, it makes my balloon Armadillos more realistic
some Old Testament wisdom
why does this building look like a guilty dog
2019: Keto is a lifestyle
2020: Cheeto is a lifestyle
Guns don’t kill people. Cats don’t sew mittens. Houses don’t crap zebras. Lots of nouns don’t verb other nouns. This isn’t new information.
*gf making spaghetti*
Me: can I get a side of garlic clove with my garlic bread?
Gf: that’s it. You’re not gettin’ any tonight!
Me: sex or clove?? Please say sex, I really need that clove..
From the 3 wise men story we learn that wisdom doesn’t always translate into mad gift giving skills
Friend: u around this weekend
Me: yep
F: to help me move
M: uh one sec *fake hold music* hey yeah, that was my doctor, bad news, I have died
ME: alexa, make it quieter
*music gets way too quiet*
ME: alexa, make it louder
*music gets super loud*
ME: [sigh] alexa, make it quieter
ALEXA: which contact would you like to call?
ME: jesus christ
ALEXA: i couldn’t find jesus in your contacts
ME: I’ll have the pasta with mushroom, aka the fungus of the woods.
DATE: You know when you say it like that it’s not very appetizing.
ME: Oh, sorry! I’ll have the shrimp instead, aka the cockroach of the sea.
When I get naked in front of a man for the first time I never do it slowly and seductively, that would just give him time to get away.
We never got the wreath, but we put up the hanger. This shows intent.
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dumbledore, completely wasted: I should have know you’d be here professor mcgonagall
some random cat:
I never realized how many “favorite” coffee mugs I had until other people tried to use them.