Start the year as you intend to continue.
The problem with family is that you can inherit a disorder that runs in the family from relatives you barely knew, but the money never
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“Can someone call me a doctor?!”
You’re a doctor.
“Please I’m losing my patience!”
You’re a terrible doctor.
Black rotten roses & run over kittens
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I don’t like Russian dolls.
They are so full of themselves.