I found an old avocado under the seat of my truck yesterday. It was guacamoldy.
The region of Qatar that hasn’t been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar.
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Fails drug test.
Adds “Positive” Person to résumé.
A 6′-6″ guy doesn’t scare me, but my 5′-1″ wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married.
The news is so predictable nowadays
your Covid tweet is so 3 variants ago 🙄
Whenever I tell her that I want to put my Butterfinger into her MilkyWay, she Snickers.
Sometimes a man has needs that can’t be fulfilled in the home.
[goes to animal shelter and pets all the cats]
ME: I hate owls
[Owl turns his head 180°]
ME: Oh I didn’t see you there
OWL: Are you talking behind my back?
ME: I’m…I’m not sure