@_radsy ME: we need to talk
BOYFRIEND: I agree. I was thinking—
ME: the fact that Rudolph’s nose was shiny says nothing about its actual luminosity & if it DID glow, red is the least bright light that human eyes see which is why it’s used in observatories. It wouldn’t help Santa at all
@dumbbeezie If you find a stylist who can cut hair without talking, never let them go
@milespoo i have never felt this meme more than after listening to Threedom… good job brahs.
@BabetteJones One night stand because my bedroom is narrow.
@hurlarious my fav colour is also hitler
@iamchrisscott I love that the generation after millennials is called Generation Z like we all kinda know this whole thing is wrapping up soon
@Elizasoul80 My child: Mom, there’s a monster under my bed.
Me: “That’s impossible, they’re all running for president right now.”
@Marlebean I think a better question is- Where’s Waldo’s parents?? That dude is constantly getting lost in large crowds…
@Elizasoul80 Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you’re irritating the shit out of me.
@upsidedowntrash [pronounces testosterone like macaroni]
@NexusSites