When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `”WASH ME”` on her face.
They should use the good cop/bad cop tactic with more occupations, like good proctologist/bad proctologist.
You Might Also Like
“WHAT DO WE WANT?”
i havent decided yet
“WHEN DO WE WANT IT?”
i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter
i just hope my kid isn’t the kid that makes a teachers day by being absent
When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.
Got caught by three red lights on my way home and now my avocados are bad
No laws when master is gone
My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?
sorry i’m still an undecided voter, but it’s hard to pick just one when I love them both so very very much
Can’t believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack
Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives.
Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals.