@Loli_Sug

Thinking about getting a nutritional value label tattooed on my inner thigh.

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@XplodingUnicorn

Turning on a guy is like flipping a light switch. Turning on a woman is like wiring that switch & then building a nuclear plant to power it.

@birbigs

All the roles in Gravity were played by Martin Lawrence.

@michimama75

My battle cry is, I’M TRYING TO PEE! STOP KNOCKING ON THE DOOR!!

And 5’s battle cry is, I’M NOT KNOCKING ON THE DOOR! I’M KNOCKING ON THE WALL NEXT TO THE DOOR!

@LibertyLayne01

Some ppl like I TRUST ONLY YOU WITH MY SECRET DONT TELL ANYBODY and then go tell it to 10 ppl

@ozzyunc

Maybe Jesus doesn’t want lettuce to adore Him.