This pepper has seen some shit

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I’m guessing whoever said “There’s no point beating a dead horse” has never been in a zombie apocalypse.


I do my deepest thinking when I can’t figure out why someone honked at me.


Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you’d be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don’t need to call the police.


KANGAROO(tasting beer) *sips* This is too hoppy for me
[BrewMaster] I thought youd love “hoppy” beer lol
[Kangaroo] (sternly) That’s racist


People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio


If you don’t clean up this room I will empty threat you so hard!


If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now


Maybe it’s not auto correct, mayve it’s your big fat clumsy dingers.