This pepper has seen some shit

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Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.


*man choking*
Is there a doc in the house?
*Dr Pepper rises*
*searches man’s pockets*
Hey ur no doctor!
*moustache falls off*
*it’s Mr Pibb*


I illegally download music, but only Metallica.

They seem to be pretty cool about it.


Dear sneeze, if you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.


This day in history. 1675. English king Charles II ordered that all coffee houses be closed because the populace was becoming alarmingly alert.


Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django


Get a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, “I don’t know. I don’t speak Chinese.” Wait for people to ask what your tattoo means.


When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background.