[I’m the Director of the Pentagon but that kid Skyler from down the street won’t stop bullying me] ME: *sobbing* stop! stop it! SKYLER: *using my hands to tap on missile control panels* quit nuking yerself! quit nuking yerself! ahaha
My kids got to know me a little more yesterday. They learned my first pet’s name, my high school mascot, where I was born, my mother’s maiden name. Even after learning all these things, they still weren’t able to hack into my email account.