Him: You’ve got a birthday coming up soon. I guess that means I should get you something. Me: You don’t have to. Him: Yes I do. Me: No you don’t. I mean you could, but you don’t hav… Him: ThErE iT iS!!!
If cereals for kids have toys inside, cereals for adults should have prizes that adults like inside. Raisin Bran should have a pair of ear plugs at the bottom. Grape Nuts should come with a two-pack of advil.