Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?
“Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way…”
– “We should call it AAAA!”
Sorry I forgot your birthday but I thought we’d stop being friends long before it got here.
*sees oven left on
“What moron left the oven on!?”
*tries repeatedly to turn it off
“WTF!? Stupid oven!”
*realizes 425 is the time
He died doing what he loved, forgetting to put my potato wedges in the bag.
Since instagram is down I’m not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost.
A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store.
“Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!”
– literally no one ever
So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day? I’m listening.
Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?