@10InchesPlus

Well played, super clean sliding glass door I thought I’d left open. Well played.

@10InchesPlus

I hate when I toss some cold pizza in the microwave, check Twitter real quick and when I come back I’ve missed 3 mortgage payments.

@10InchesPlus

You’re not an Asshole. That’s too much credit for you. You’re an Asshalf.

@10InchesPlus

On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn’t spending recording or performing music.