@24HourBitching

Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms…

@24HourBitching

3 wishes for when I find a genie:
1. The more I eat the skinnier I get
2. One kid grows up to be a pharmacist
3. Other kid owns a winery

@24HourBitching

Those 5 donuts I ate are really going to give me an extra boost during my workout today.

@24HourBitching

Just dropped my kids off for the first day of school! Granted, it doesn’t start for 3 wks, but I left them w/ plenty of granola bars & H20.