Me: My car makes a weird noise when I turn.
Mechanic: For how long?
Me: Just until I’m done turning.
It took me 15 mins to explain to my 18yo son how to make Minute Rice, in case you were thinking about having kids.
M: a Bloody Mary with no celery, olives or tomato juice, but add extra bacon
H: She wants a plate of bacon and a shot of vodka.