@5hael

I think I’m a genius…. I just solved a rubiks cube so fast!

It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers.

@5hael

It’s so easy getting women wet, it’s refilling my bucket back up with water quickly enough I find challenging.

@5hael

You don’t have to do it my way, you could do it wrong also.

@5hael

I’m fine with you not liking my tweets, as I’m adult enough to deal with it. Also, your moms a whore.

@5hael

I’m fine with you not liking my tweets, as I’m adult enough to deal with it. Also, your moms a whore.

@5hael

How long do you have to wait between naps?

@5hael

If you stand in the rain, you’ll grow quicker.

@5hael

I’m on a roof fixing gutters. If I was on roofies, I’d be in a gutter. HAHAHAH I’M SO FUNNY!

@5hael

If I fall of this roof cause I’m tweeting, you fuckers have to come and take turns spoon feeding me mash in hospital.