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Not sure how to cuddle propawly

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Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.”

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when nothing goes right… go left

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Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.

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You’re ugly for a reason: God is challenging you to get girls on hard mode. #motivationalmike

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I could never be an Olympic sprinter because I couldn’t go 10 seconds without checking my phone.

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Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat.

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Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.

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Retweet this with your elbow. (No cheating!)