@AngelaEhh You don’t know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.
@AngelaEhh @AngelaEhh Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?
@AngelaEhh Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.
0/10. Do not recommend.
@AngelaEhh My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.
So anyway, I’ll guess I’ll miss what’s his name.
@AngelaEhh Looking for a plus one for my wedding.
@AngelaEhh Shoutout to the kitchen knob that grabbed the strings on my pants and undid them.
@AngelaEhh Tomorrow I’m definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!
@AngelaEhh My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge.
I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.
@AngelaEhh Fitness friend: Do you know what you’re putting in your body?
*flashes back to ex
*shudders
@AngelaEhh People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you’ll miss them when they’re grown and gone.
I like to call those people liars.