@AngelaEhh

You don’t know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.

@AngelaEhh

Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?

@AngelaEhh

Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.

0/10. Do not recommend.

@AngelaEhh

My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.

So anyway, I’ll guess I’ll miss what’s his name.

@AngelaEhh

Shoutout to the kitchen knob that grabbed the strings on my pants and undid them.

@AngelaEhh

Tomorrow I’m definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!

@AngelaEhh

My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge.

I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.

@AngelaEhh

Fitness friend: Do you know what you’re putting in your body?

*flashes back to ex

*shudders

@AngelaEhh

People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you’ll miss them when they’re grown and gone.

I like to call those people liars.