You don’t know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.
Do chicks with anchor tattoos that say “never sink” know that anchors are made to sink?
Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.
0/10. Do not recommend.
My boyfriend said no girlfriend of his will use social media.
So anyway, I’ll guess I’ll miss what’s his name.
Looking for a plus one for my wedding.
Shoutout to the kitchen knob that grabbed the strings on my pants and undid them.
Tomorrow I’m definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!
My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge.
I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.
Fitness friend: Do you know what you’re putting in your body?
*flashes back to ex
People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you’ll miss them when they’re grown and gone.
I like to call those people liars.