@AngryRaccoon2 *listening to the neighbor’s kids screaming outside*
“I know right it’s terrifying GET INSIDE!”
@AngryRaccoon2 @AngryRaccoon2 “Go clean up your mansion!!!!!”
-My orthodontist, to his children, probably.
@AngryRaccoon2 I don’t need to read the room I already know how it ends
@AngryRaccoon2 *world is ending*
Met Gala: LOOK AT MY DRESS THO
@AngryRaccoon2 Health status:
Moved on from WebMD and now watching House for any ideas.
@AngryRaccoon2 Your kid is old enough to drive, lady, get him out of the shopping cart.
@AngryRaccoon2 “The truth is out there” yes and that’s why I stay inside
@AngryRaccoon2 The first rule of Tall Girl Club is we must introduce ourselves by telling eachother where we were able to find pants
@AngryRaccoon2 Bought a “Best Moments of 2021” magazine and the pages were blank
@AngryRaccoon2 My husband is BBQing outside in the dark, in the snow, wearing a headlamp.
Because Canadian.