*listening to the neighbor’s kids screaming outside*
“I know right it’s terrifying GET INSIDE!”
“Go clean up your mansion!!!!!”
-My orthodontist, to his children, probably.
I don’t need to read the room I already know how it ends
*world is ending*
Met Gala: LOOK AT MY DRESS THO
Moved on from WebMD and now watching House for any ideas.
Your kid is old enough to drive, lady, get him out of the shopping cart.
“The truth is out there” yes and that’s why I stay inside
The first rule of Tall Girl Club is we must introduce ourselves by telling eachother where we were able to find pants
Bought a “Best Moments of 2021” magazine and the pages were blank
My husband is BBQing outside in the dark, in the snow, wearing a headlamp.