To animals (lizards?) that prey on mosquitoes: You guys need anything? Ice? More towels? Tickets to Cirque du Soleil?
You hear the q-tip screaming deep in your ear canal. This means you’re doing a good job.
Right now, I need a Transformer that can turn into a blender that’s not broken.
We decided to have money instead of children.
Today I want to talk about how someone (the neighbor’s daughter) screamed so loudly about getting a new car (happy birthday) we thought someone was being murdered.
Inevitably, you will meet someone who looks like a sturgeon. Now that you know, it won’t take you by surprise.
Despite the newer research, many people are still afraid of sharks. We will call those people “the living.”
Not one single dinosaur in Oppenheimer.
When a movie has an exorcist, some demons are in for a bad time, but not at first.
A good rule is to check the recall list before opening a bag of romaine lettuce. Check it again after making the salad. Check once more tableside.
“We’ve got company.” Unwelcome news in a car chase. Scarcely better on your front porch.
It’s the best dill pickle ever, but the restaurant won’t tell me what kind it is. To what lengths will I go to find out? None.
I can’t tackle you with a fire suppression blanket unless I practice.
As per my baby book, I held my head up alone the first day I got home. I may be a lot of things, but I was no soft-necked baby.
Jurassic Park taught me not to exploit dinosaur labor.