@Anniewritess

My 4yo may have misunderstood the fire safety information, but that hasn’t dampened his enthusiasm and now he’s walking round shouting “Stop Rock and Roll” like some 1980s puritanical parent.

@Anniewritess

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

@Anniewritess

I didn’t know imposter syndrome was contagious, but my boss also thinks I’m terrible at my job.

@Anniewritess

The number of supermarket loyalty cards I have suggests I am anything but.