If you love someone don’t do anything. Just wait, see what happens. Maybe it will go away
Me: Have fun on your date.
Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high?
Me: You really aren’t my kid are you?
Okay, you got me, I’m not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?
Son: How will I know when I’ve met the perfect woman?
Me: She will usually tell you.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea except when you’re fishing, or single.
I bet Gloria Estefan’s kids were terrified of rhythm.
Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.