@BerrymoreBlue

Dear Diary,

I fear for my sanity. Just today I started talking to a blank book.

@BerrymoreBlue

Not everything is a competition and I bet I’m better at accepting that then you are!

@BerrymoreBlue

Someone just quote tweeted me to call me pretentious, but they misspelled it. I’d correct them but…

@BerrymoreBlue

Looking forward to Keanu Reeves making improvements to his home in the upcoming

Matrix: Renovations

@BerrymoreBlue

Coffee in the morning
More coffee at night
Coffee in the afternoon
Unless you wanna fight

@BerrymoreBlue

Coffee in the morning
More coffee at night
Coffee in the afternoon
Unless you wanna fight

@BerrymoreBlue

Coffee in the morning
More coffee at night
Coffee in the afternoon
Unless you wanna fight

@BerrymoreBlue

Baby will you be my friend with benefits cause I have an upcoming procedure and don’t have health insurance.

@BerrymoreBlue

Her: “Oh my God! Where did you learn to do that with your tongue?

Me: “Cadbury eggs.”