@Bob_Heller Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency.
And sorry about your neck hole.
@Bob_Heller @Bob_Heller I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean.
@Bob_Heller Don’t call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet.
@Bob_Heller Is your girlfriend wife material? I’m building a giant wife.
@Bob_Heller “May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?”
“Um, there’s no such thing.”
“There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!”
@Bob_Heller Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance
@Bob_Heller Every single cat would kill you if it was big enough. Think about THAT when you are deciding between name brand cat food and the generic.
@Bob_Heller I know it’s fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief.
An Asian guy named Glenn?
Please
@Bob_Heller Party Tip:
At a 3-year-old’s birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you.
@Bob_Heller Jesus loves me. This I know.
For my neighbor told me so.
Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down.
I’m flattered…but straight.