@BombChelleMama_

My 11 has all these girls texting him, and I’m so worried about him growing up too fast. I check his search history and I see “how to convince my mom to let me get a parakeet.”

I think I’m good.

@BombChelleMama_

The only time I’m happy that I’m short, is when I’m laying down in the bath and my whole body is covered

@BombChelleMama_

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two….

I’m still laughing .

@BombChelleMama_

You know what they say about a guy with big hands?

He can carry more cheeseburgers.

@BombChelleMama_

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it away.
This year….you’re getting fruitcake.