My 11 has all these girls texting him, and I’m so worried about him growing up too fast. I check his search history and I see “how to convince my mom to let me get a parakeet.”
I think I’m good.
The only time I’m happy that I’m short, is when I’m laying down in the bath and my whole body is covered
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two….
I’m still laughing .
You know what they say about a guy with big hands?
He can carry more cheeseburgers.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it away.
This year….you’re getting fruitcake.
If you’re happy and you know it….it’s the wine.