@BombChelleMama_ My 11 has all these girls texting him, and I’m so worried about him growing up too fast. I check his search history and I see “how to convince my mom to let me get a parakeet.”
I think I’m good.
@BombChelleMama_ 
@BombChelleMama_ The only time I’m happy that I’m short, is when I’m laying down in the bath and my whole body is covered
@BombChelleMama_ What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two….
I’m still laughing .
@BombChelleMama_ You know what they say about a guy with big hands?
He can carry more cheeseburgers.
@BombChelleMama_ Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it away.
This year….you’re getting fruitcake.
@BombChelleMama_ If you’re happy and you know it….it’s the wine.