@BrassBallsCJ

If I take anymore ibuprofen, I’m going to have to log it as a snack.

@BrassBallsCJ

Customer: I can’t see. How many sugar and fiber are in this bar?

Me: 7 sugar 5 fiber

C: That’s not very healthy… Just the smokes then.

@BrassBallsCJ

I’m in a very dark place right now.

Suggestions on getting these motion sensing lights in the public bathroom to come back on…?