@Bunnydurden

I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like.

@Bunnydurden

Hey Paul Ryan, why don’t you save some first names for the rest of us.

@Bunnydurden

People who don’t follow you but comment on tweets with ridiculously stupid opinions are just hecklers with all the charm of a pedophile.

@Bunnydurden

Hugs not drugs. Except, yes drugs and why are you touching me?