@Caissie My son on the morning of his prom: “Well, it just occurred to me that I paid $130 to go to my school at night.”
@Caissie @Caissie Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat.
@Caissie I want to be rich enough to tell the Chipotle cashier, “Guacamole is NO OBJECT!”
@Caissie A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink.
@Caissie I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: “None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare.”