They say sex is the best for of exercise.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is gonna do much for your beer belly.
The moment I said “iligalbility” I knew it was time to put the glass of wine down.
That and the fact that the bottle was empty.
I will do some shady shit for a mocha.
Thank goodness I have DoorDash for that!
I bought a pair of underwear today.
In the front it says ‘I would do anything for love’.
In the back, ‘But I won’t do that’.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like shit?
If I had been a Spice Girl I would’ve been Garlic Spice.
I came this close!!!!